Horror movie reviews artfully conducted by four classy broads and one token dude.

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195 | Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Directed by David Blue Garcia
Written by Chris Thomas Devlin, based on a story by Fede Alvarez and Rodo Sayagues
Stars Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher and Mark Burnham
Rated R
Runtime: 1hr 21min
Released on Netflix February 18, 2022
RT: 32% critics, 29% audience

Synopsis

A group of young entrepreneurs buy up property in the ghost town of Harlow, TX with a plan to turn the downtown into a hip retail zone. Unbeknownst to them, however, there are still a few former residents occupying the properties, and one of them is Leatherface.

Join us next time as we review Fresh, currently streaming on Hulu.

Really assaulted us with those pop songs in the trailer, huh? At least they didn’t slow them down to make them ominous.

Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Bloodlust Bites | Circle + The Platform

Circle:

Directed by Aaron Hann & Mario Miscione

Written by Aaron Hann & Mario Miscione

Stars Allegra Masters, Aimee McKay, Julie Benz

Premiered at Seattle International FF May 28, 2015, Released October 16, 2015

Not Rated

Runtime: 1hr 27min

RT: 50% critics, 42% audience

The Platform:

Directed by Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia

Written by David Desola & Pedro Rivero

Stars Ivan Massagué, Zorion Eguileor, Antonia San Juan

Premiered at TIFF September 6, 2019, Released March 20, 2020

Rated TV-MA

Runtime: 1hr 34min

RT: 80% critics, 71% audience

Theme music: "Deuces" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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157 | Come to Daddy

Directed by Ant Timpson

Written by Toby Harvard

Stars Elijah Wood, Stephen McHattie, Martin Donovan and Michael Smiley

Premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival April 25, 2019, Released February 7, 2020

Rated R

Runtime: 1hr 36min

RT: 87% critics, 75% audience

A fussy, dorky little man receives a letter from his long lost father seeking to make amends for abandoning the family. He travels to his father’s secluded cabin to reconnect with him, but now that he’s there his father seems to have forgotten he ever invited him. Plus he’s a real asshole. Not that his son is much more palatable himself.

We were so pleased with the number of listeners who voted for our next movie we decided to thank you by reviewing the runner-up as well. The Vast of Night is a period piece that wears its Twilight Zone influence on its sleeve. Check it out on Prime and join us in two weeks to discuss.

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149.5 | Girl on the Third Floor

Premiered: SXSW March 10, 2019

Released: October 25, 2019

Director: Travis Stevens

Writers: Paul Johnstone, Ben Parker and Travis Stevens

Stars: CM Punk, Trieste Kelly Dunn, Sarah Brooks

Rated: not?

Runtime: 1hr 33 min

Synopsis: Reformed white collar criminal Don purchases an old house in the country with the intention of fixing it up as a peace offering to his pregnant wife. When he begins hearing strange noises and getting visits from even stranger neighbors he begins to rethink his decision.

Next up, it’s our 150th episode! That right, our Sasquatchcentennial. In honor of the occasion we’ll be checking out a bigfoot movie that’s currently on Amazon Prime, Abominable. Join us next time to celebrate another pointless milestone, won’t you?

Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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143 | Terrifier

Directed by Damien Leone

Written by Damien Leone

Stars: Jenna Kanell, Samantha Scaffidi, David Howard Thornton, Catherine Corcoran

Rated: TV-MA; Runtime: 1hr 22min

Released 3/15/18; Available US Netflix

Synopsis: Following a Halloween party, two friends decide to sober up at a local pizza place before heading home. Unfortunately for them, an interaction with Art the clown derails their plans and soon the friends find themselves trying to escape from Art and his bag o’ horrors.

Next up - an adaptation of H.P Lovecraft’s The Color Out of Space, helmed by cult director Richard Stanley. Oh, and did we mention it stars Nic Cage? Guy’s becoming a regular horror icon lately.

Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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142 | Sweetheart

Directed by J.D. Dillard

Written by J.D. Dillard, Alex Hyner and Alex Theurer

Stars: Kiersey Clemons, Emory Cohen, Hanna Mangan Lawrence

Rated: PG-13; Runtime: 1hr 22min

Released 10/15/2019; Available US Netflix

Synopsis: Jenn is washed ashore and has to figure out how to survive not only the harsh elements of a deserted island, but also a bloodthirsty monster who comes from beneath the ocean to stalk the island at night.

Thanks to a helpful listener making a movie suggestion/recommendation at juust the right time, our next episode will be reviewing Terrifier. A lovely Netflix tale about a friendly clown. At least that’s what I think it’s about.

Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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137 | The Lighthouse

Directed by Robert Eggers

Written by Max Eggers & Robert Eggers

Stars: Willem Dafoe & Robert Pattinson

Rated: R (for mermaid vag); Runtime: 1hr 49min

Released October 18, 2019; Available in limited theaters

Synopsis: Two men, the older one a grizzled former sailor & the younger a quiet & secretive newcomer, are charged with tending to a lighthouse on a small rocky island off the coast of New England in the late 1800s. When a storm keeps their replacements away & makes leaving impossible, it puts a serious strain on their sanity.

Episode extras:

The story of Small’s Lighthouse and its keepers.

The movie’s beautiful Fresnel lens.

“Should pale death with arrow dread
Make the ocean caves our bed,
Though no eye of love might see
Where that shrouded grave shall be,
Thou ! who hear’st the surges roll,
Deign to save the suppliant soul.”

— Sailor’s Hymn 107 from “Poems for the Sea” by Lydia Sigourney

Sascha Schneider, Hypnose, 1904 — Sascha Schneider, *Hypnose*, 1904

Next up, we’ll finally be watching and reviewing the 100th Stephen King movie to be released this year, Dr. Sleep. Will it be a spook-fest or a snooze-fest?? Join us next time and find out.

Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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136 | In the Tall Grass

Join us as we review the newest Stephen King adaptation, In the Tall Grass - brought to us, courtesy of Netflix. How does this compare to the other 800 Stephen King adaptations? Let's find out!

Written/Directed by Vincenzo Natali (Cube, Splice) based on the novella by Uncle Stevie & Cousin Joe

Stars: Patrick Wilson, Laysla De Oliveira & Will Buie Jr.

Rated: TV-MA; Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins

Released October 4, 2019; Available on Netflix

Synopsis: A brother & sister hear a boy calling out for help in a field of tall grass off the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere. They venture into the field to help the lost child & are soon lost themselves. It seems that time & direction have little meaning in the field, & these three aren’t the only ones lost within it.

Next up, we’ll finally be watching and reviewing The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers’ follow-up to his 2015 masterpiece (yeah, I said it), The VVitch. Will we love it? Will we hate it? I guess you’ll have to join us next time and find out!

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93 | The Ritual

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Director: David Bruckner

Writers: Joe Barton & Adam Nevill (novel)

Synopsis: Following a terrible tragedy, four friends decide to continue their group’s planned hiking trip through the virtually untouched wilderness of Sweden. However, when weather and injury force them to take a shortcut through the woods, the group soon realizes they’re being hunted by a sinister presence.

Intro/Outro music courtesy Peter Perfect. Check him out on Instagram | Soundcloud

Do you enjoy haunted houses/forests? Would you enjoy them as much if the workers trapped you inside coffins? Shoved vomit in your face? If this sounds bananas to you, join the club. Next time you hear from us, we'll be reviewing Haunters: The Art Of The Scare, which covers this exact topic. Haunters is currently streaming on Netflix US.