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Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 4)

Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

Title: "Chapter 4"

Aired: 10/5/2016

Synopsis: Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

The Bloodlust 12/16/15 The Bloodlust 12/16/15

Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 9)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 9

Title: "She Wants Revenge"

Aired: 12/9/2015

Synopsis: The Countess and Will Drake finally tie the knot - much to the disappointment of James March. Donovan falls back into The Countess' clutches, putting a wrench into Ramona Royale's plans. Finally, Alex makes a pathetic attempt to clean up her kiddie vampire mess. One thing there isn't in this episode? Any talk of the Ten Commandments Killer.

The Bloodlust 12/2/15 The Bloodlust 12/2/15

Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 7)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 7

Title: "Flicker"

Aired: 11/18/2015

Synopsis: We learn about the Countess' past - her connection with Mr. March and the story of how/when she was turned into a vampire. Det John is getting closer to solving the case of the 10 Commandments Killer, but has to go to some pretty extreme lengths, in order to get the answers he's looking for. Finally, construction workers, hired by Drake to revamp the Hotel Cortez, uncover one of the hotel's long-buried secrets.

The Bloodlust 11/18/15 The Bloodlust 11/18/15

Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 6)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 6

Title: "Room 33"

Aired: 11/11/2015

Synopsis: Ramona and Donovan put their "revenge on gaga" plan into action, Alex quickly becomes a hated character by playing unnecessary mindgames with poor John, and Liz and Rufio confess a juicy secret. So many things to pay attention to!

The Bloodlust 10/25/15 The Bloodlust 10/25/15

Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 3)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 3
Title: "Mommy"
Aired: 10/21/2015

Synopsis: Detective John deals with his growing marital issues while we learn more about Alex's past and how she feels about the disappearance of Holden. Donovan is picked up by a rival of The Countess' (hint...it's Angela Bassett!). The Countess and Tristan are playing sexy vampire games with Will Drake. We also learn about how The Countess lost all her money. Last, but certainly not least, Tristan seeks out Mr. March to discuss their favorite topic...murder!

The Bloodlust 10/21/15 The Bloodlust 10/21/15

Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 2)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 2
Title: "Chutes and Ladders"
Aired: 10/14/2015

Synopsis: Craziness continues at the Hotel Cortez. The hotel's new owner, Will Drake, is throwing a fashion show for all of his fancy, fashionable friends (including Naomi Campbell). We're introduced to the bad-boy of the fashion show, Tristan Duffy (Finn Wittrock), and later find out that The Countess has taken a liking to him. We also learn more about the hotel's history, starting with the wealthy man who built it, Mr. James March (Evan Peters). Last but not least, there's Detective Lowe, who is trying to cope with the bomb his daughter just dropped on him.

The Bloodlust 10/14/15 The Bloodlust 10/14/15

Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 1)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 1
Title: "Checking In"
Aired: 10/7/2015

Synopsis: In this premiere, we meet quite a few of the characters who occupy the Hotel Cortez; Iris (Kathy Bates), Hypodermic Sally (Sara Paulson), Det. John Lowe (Wes Bentley), (Donovan) Matt Bomer, Dr. Alex Lowe (Chloë Sevingny), Liz Taylor (Denis O'Hare), Will Drake (Cheyenne Jackson), The Countess (Lady Gaga), and Gabriel (Max Greenfield).

The Hotel Cortez seems to be a place where people come to stay...forever! Kidding aside, that's one of the main pieces of info we learn in this episode. The other is that Det. Lowe has been working a grisly case involving a very creative serial killer. He's checking into the Cortez because his son has been kidnapped (presumably by the serial killer) and his wife, Alex, can't be in the same house as him on account of him looking so much like their missing son.

This first episode is definitely a setup for what could potentially be a pretty awesome season. Here's hoping they don't blow it.