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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel Finale (Ep 12)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 12

Title: "Be Our Guest"

Aired: 1/13/2016

Synopsis: Every character in this finale gets a happy ending; families are reunited, technology is purchased, lost loves are found. All of the spirits and vamps do what they have to do to keep the Hotel Cortez up and running.

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 11)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 11

Title: "Battle Royale"

Aired: 1/6/2016

Synopsis: Ramona teams up with an unlikely duo to take down the Countess once and for all. We finally get some backstory on Sally and now we feel the need to shower. She is gross. John and Alex have lost their gd minds and think they can just be a nornal family now. The crazy continues at the Hotel Cortez.

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 10)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 10

Title: "She Gets Revenge"

Aired: 12/16/2015

Synopsis: Liz reunites with someone from her past, which puts plans she made with Iris temporarily on hold. John and Alex finally remember they also have a daughter and try to give their marriage one more shot. Last, but certainly not least, The Countess and Donovan finally learn that they may truly be made for each other...but at what cost?? Dun dun dun!

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 9)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 9

Title: "She Wants Revenge"

Aired: 12/9/2015

Synopsis: The Countess and Will Drake finally tie the knot - much to the disappointment of James March. Donovan falls back into The Countess' clutches, putting a wrench into Ramona Royale's plans. Finally, Alex makes a pathetic attempt to clean up her kiddie vampire mess. One thing there isn't in this episode? Any talk of the Ten Commandments Killer.

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 8)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 8

Title: "Ten Commandments Killer"

Aired: 12/2/2015

Synopsis: The title pretty much says it all here. We learn the identity of the Ten Commandments Killer. It's a credit to the overall success of Hotel that Ryan Murphy & co. have managed to craft an interesting episode around the least interesting storyline of the season. Hard to complain about an episode with this much sweet, sweet March action.

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 7)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 7

Title: "Flicker"

Aired: 11/18/2015

Synopsis: We learn about the Countess' past - her connection with Mr. March and the story of how/when she was turned into a vampire. Det John is getting closer to solving the case of the 10 Commandments Killer, but has to go to some pretty extreme lengths, in order to get the answers he's looking for. Finally, construction workers, hired by Drake to revamp the Hotel Cortez, uncover one of the hotel's long-buried secrets.

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 6)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 6

Title: "Room 33"

Aired: 11/11/2015

Synopsis: Ramona and Donovan put their "revenge on gaga" plan into action, Alex quickly becomes a hated character by playing unnecessary mindgames with poor John, and Liz and Rufio confess a juicy secret. So many things to pay attention to!

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 5)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 5

Title: "Room Service"

Aired: 11/4/2015

Synopsis: After being invited to a bloody teat-sucking party, hosted by The Countess, Alex uses her own newly-hightened blood as an unconventional and controversial method of treatment for her measels patient. What has to be the worst, most obnoxious, Halloween-hating couple push Iris to her breaking point, and Liz Taylor's background with The Countess is revealed and it is glorious. Praise Her!

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 4)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 4

Title: "Devil's Night"

Aired: 10/28/2015

Synopsis: Wow! Where do I even start with this episode? So the “Halloween Week” episodes of American Horror Story have traditionally been pretty Halloweeny, so to speak, as well as a bit more action-packed than the rest of the season’s episodes (with the exception of Asylum, whose Halloween episode was uncharacteristically lackluster); In Murder House, we got a two-parter where the dead come above ground to walk amongst the living; Coven gave us zombies and Voodoo; Freak Show introduced us to Edward Mordrake (another two-parter); and finally, with Hotel, we get the aptly titled Devil’s Night, which introduces us to a handful of new, unsavory characters.

In this episode, Detective Lowe reneges on his vow of sobriety by starting off the night with a few martinis, which he enjoys while in the company of one Miss Aileen Wuornos. After an unsuccessful attempt at purchasing some sexy time with the infamous femme fatale, Detective Lowe is invited to the dinner party to end all dinner parties, hosted by Mr. March. The guests at this dinner party are really a colorful bunch with one very specific pastime in common, and Detective Lowe soon finds himself in a rather uncomfortable position.