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The Bloodlust 11/20/16 The Bloodlust 11/20/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 10)

This is it, folks. This is the final episode of *AHS: Roanoke*. This is the episode that will tie together all those loose ends from the previous nine episodes and leave us with a feeling of completion. Or at least, that's what we hope to get from a final episode. I guess you'll just have to watch, listen, & find out!

Title: "Chapter 10"

Aired: 11/16/2016

Synopsis: This is it, folks. This is the final episode of AHS: Roanoke. This is the episode that will tie together all those loose ends from the previous nine episodes and leave us with a feeling of completion. Or at least, that's what we hope to get from a final episode. I guess you'll just have to watch, listen, & find out!

The Bloodlust 11/16/16 The Bloodlust 11/16/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 9)

Even more characters bite the dust in this penultimate episode of American Horror Story: Roanoke. We begin the episode with Audrey, Monet, Lee, and newcomer, Dylan, and, as promised, we end the episode with one survivor. Who will be the survivor? Will Lee succeed in finding the incriminating video of her confession? Will we find out why there's been so much pig action? Tune in an find out!

Title: "Chapter 9"

Aired: 11/9/2016

Synopsis: Even more characters bite the dust in this penultimate episode of American Horror Story: Roanoke. We begin the episode with Audrey, Monet, Lee, and newcomer, Dylan, and, as promised, we end the episode with one survivor. Who will be the survivor? Will Lee succeed in finding the incriminating video of her confession? Will we find out why there's been so much pig action? Tune in and find out!

The Bloodlust 11/8/16 The Bloodlust 11/8/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 8)

Lee, Audrey, and Monet, still captives of the deranged and quite obviously inbred Polks, try to find a way to escape their captors and get the hell outta dodge. Dominic and Shelby face a familiar horror as they try to make it through the first night in the Roanoke house. We're getting close to the end of the season here and it's getting harder to speculate what Mr. Murphy is going to throw at us in the final two episodes.

Title: "Chapter 8"

Aired: 11/2/2016

Synopsis: Lee, Audrey, and Monet, still captives of the deranged and quite obviously inbred Polks, try to find a way to escape their captors and get the hell outta dodge. Dominic and Shelby face a familiar horror as they try to make it through the first night in the Roanoke house. We're getting close to the end of the season here and it's getting harder to speculate what Mr. Murphy is going to throw at us in the final two episodes.

The Bloodlust 10/25/16 The Bloodlust 10/25/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 6)

We're introduced to much of the cast of AHS: Roanoke and learn that a follow-up is in development (*Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell*). This follow-up involves setting both the actors and the real Matt & Shelby back up at the Roanoke house during a blood moon. We can only imagine things will get messy.

Title: "Chapter 6"

Aired: 10/19/2016

Synopsis: We're introduced to much of the cast of My Roanoke Nightmare and learn that a follow-up is in development (Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell). This follow-up involves setting both the actors and the real Matt & Shelby back up at the Roanoke house during a blood moon. We can only imagine things will get messy.

Vanity Fair interview/article with Angela Bassett on her directorial debut.

The Bloodlust 10/11/16 The Bloodlust 10/11/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 4)

Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

Title: "Chapter 4"

Aired: 10/5/2016

Synopsis: Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

The Bloodlust 10/5/16 The Bloodlust 10/5/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 3)

Things take a turn for the much worse as Lee begins the search for Flora. Matt and Shelby manage to stumble onto more craziness and make yet another terrible decision when they decide to bring a medium into the mix. Matt finds himself in a very sticky situation...

American Horror Story: Roanoke

Title: "Chapter 3"

Aired: 9/28/2016

Synopsis: Things take a turn for the much worse as Lee begins the search for Flora. Matt and Shelby manage to stumble onto more craziness and make yet another terrible decision when they decide to bring a medium into the mix. Matt finds himself in a very sticky situation...

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 11)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 11

Title: "Battle Royale"

Aired: 1/6/2016

Synopsis: Ramona teams up with an unlikely duo to take down the Countess once and for all. We finally get some backstory on Sally and now we feel the need to shower. She is gross. John and Alex have lost their gd minds and think they can just be a nornal family now. The crazy continues at the Hotel Cortez.

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 10)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 10

Title: "She Gets Revenge"

Aired: 12/16/2015

Synopsis: Liz reunites with someone from her past, which puts plans she made with Iris temporarily on hold. John and Alex finally remember they also have a daughter and try to give their marriage one more shot. Last, but certainly not least, The Countess and Donovan finally learn that they may truly be made for each other...but at what cost?? Dun dun dun!

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Recap - American Horror Story: Hotel (Ep. 9)

American Horror Story: Hotel, Season 5, Episode 9

Title: "She Wants Revenge"

Aired: 12/9/2015

Synopsis: The Countess and Will Drake finally tie the knot - much to the disappointment of James March. Donovan falls back into The Countess' clutches, putting a wrench into Ramona Royale's plans. Finally, Alex makes a pathetic attempt to clean up her kiddie vampire mess. One thing there isn't in this episode? Any talk of the Ten Commandments Killer.