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The Bloodlust 11/20/16 The Bloodlust 11/20/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 10)

This is it, folks. This is the final episode of *AHS: Roanoke*. This is the episode that will tie together all those loose ends from the previous nine episodes and leave us with a feeling of completion. Or at least, that's what we hope to get from a final episode. I guess you'll just have to watch, listen, & find out!

Title: "Chapter 10"

Aired: 11/16/2016

Synopsis: This is it, folks. This is the final episode of AHS: Roanoke. This is the episode that will tie together all those loose ends from the previous nine episodes and leave us with a feeling of completion. Or at least, that's what we hope to get from a final episode. I guess you'll just have to watch, listen, & find out!

The Bloodlust 11/16/16 The Bloodlust 11/16/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 9)

Even more characters bite the dust in this penultimate episode of American Horror Story: Roanoke. We begin the episode with Audrey, Monet, Lee, and newcomer, Dylan, and, as promised, we end the episode with one survivor. Who will be the survivor? Will Lee succeed in finding the incriminating video of her confession? Will we find out why there's been so much pig action? Tune in an find out!

Title: "Chapter 9"

Aired: 11/9/2016

Synopsis: Even more characters bite the dust in this penultimate episode of American Horror Story: Roanoke. We begin the episode with Audrey, Monet, Lee, and newcomer, Dylan, and, as promised, we end the episode with one survivor. Who will be the survivor? Will Lee succeed in finding the incriminating video of her confession? Will we find out why there's been so much pig action? Tune in and find out!

The Bloodlust 11/8/16 The Bloodlust 11/8/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 8)

Lee, Audrey, and Monet, still captives of the deranged and quite obviously inbred Polks, try to find a way to escape their captors and get the hell outta dodge. Dominic and Shelby face a familiar horror as they try to make it through the first night in the Roanoke house. We're getting close to the end of the season here and it's getting harder to speculate what Mr. Murphy is going to throw at us in the final two episodes.

Title: "Chapter 8"

Aired: 11/2/2016

Synopsis: Lee, Audrey, and Monet, still captives of the deranged and quite obviously inbred Polks, try to find a way to escape their captors and get the hell outta dodge. Dominic and Shelby face a familiar horror as they try to make it through the first night in the Roanoke house. We're getting close to the end of the season here and it's getting harder to speculate what Mr. Murphy is going to throw at us in the final two episodes.

The Bloodlust 11/1/16 The Bloodlust 11/1/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 7)

The whole gang (ok, almost the whole gang) is still at the Roanoke house for the filming of Sidney's "sure to be a hit" show, *Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell*. But since we all know what goes down in Roanoke during the Blood Moon, it comes as no surprise when character start dropping like little piggies.

Title: "Chapter 7"

Aired: 10/26/2016

Synopsis: The whole gang (ok, almost the whole gang) is still at the Roanoke house for the filming of Sidney's "sure to be a hit" show, Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell. But since we all know what goes down in Roanoke during the Blood Moon, it comes as no surprise when character start dropping like ~~flies~~ little piggies.

The Bloodlust 10/25/16 The Bloodlust 10/25/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 6)

We're introduced to much of the cast of AHS: Roanoke and learn that a follow-up is in development (*Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell*). This follow-up involves setting both the actors and the real Matt & Shelby back up at the Roanoke house during a blood moon. We can only imagine things will get messy.

Title: "Chapter 6"

Aired: 10/19/2016

Synopsis: We're introduced to much of the cast of My Roanoke Nightmare and learn that a follow-up is in development (Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell). This follow-up involves setting both the actors and the real Matt & Shelby back up at the Roanoke house during a blood moon. We can only imagine things will get messy.

Vanity Fair interview/article with Angela Bassett on her directorial debut.

The Bloodlust 10/18/16 The Bloodlust 10/18/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 5)

The mob comes for Shelby, Matt and Flora, but just when you think all is lost, they get help from a new face to escape the Butcher's wrath. We meet the rest of the redneck family (who are actually the Polks and one of them is Chaz Bono) and learn that the Butcher isn’t the only one with issues.

Title: "Chapter 5"

Aired: 10/12/2016

Synopsis: The mob comes for Shelby, Matt and Flora, but just when you think all is lost, they get help from a new face to escape the Butcher's wrath. We meet the rest of the redneck family (who are actually the Polks and one of them is Chaz Bono) and learn that the Butcher isn’t the only one with issues.

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Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 4)

Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

Title: "Chapter 4"

Aired: 10/5/2016

Synopsis: Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

The Bloodlust 10/5/16 The Bloodlust 10/5/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 3)

Things take a turn for the much worse as Lee begins the search for Flora. Matt and Shelby manage to stumble onto more craziness and make yet another terrible decision when they decide to bring a medium into the mix. Matt finds himself in a very sticky situation...

American Horror Story: Roanoke

Title: "Chapter 3"

Aired: 9/28/2016

Synopsis: Things take a turn for the much worse as Lee begins the search for Flora. Matt and Shelby manage to stumble onto more craziness and make yet another terrible decision when they decide to bring a medium into the mix. Matt finds himself in a very sticky situation...

The Bloodlust 9/28/16 The Bloodlust 9/28/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 2)

American Horror Story: Roanoke

Title: "Chapter 2"

Aired: 9/21/2016

Synopsis: While Matt and Shelby continue to learn more about the bloody history of their house, Lee continues to struggle with her own demons and makes the dumbest decision we’ve seen since M&S spent their entire savings on a house they knew nothing about.

We also give a little history lesson on Gwendolyn Grahamn and Cathy Wood. Never heard of them? Then you should probably listen to this recap.

EW Article - Inside Ryan Murphy's World and American Horror Story: Roanoke

EW Article - There's a Secret Season of American Horror Story that No One Knows About