Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 14

What an episode! I wanted more Sarah Palmer, I got more Sarah Palmer. And what a scene it was. Holy guacamole. Plus, Frank & the deputies journey to Jackrabbit's Palace & beyond! Cole & the gang learn of an important link between Major Briggs's body & a member of their own group, & Audrey... Well, Audrey's storyline doesn't progress at all, but we do get some pretty good leads as to what the everloving fuck is up with her. Enjoy!

How you like me now, ponytail?

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Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 13

Evil Coop is back! And badder than ever. Clearly the Bob bubble those woodsmen dug out of him didn't contain all the nasty in our favorite doppelgänger. In other news, the Mitchums shower Battlin' Bud with gifts, & Tony showers his pants when they all conga into Lucky 7. Mr. Todd is none too pleased, boy. Oh, & also! We finally see Big Ed again, in all his taciturn glory. Unrequited love is the best kind of love, don't you agree?

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These awesome posters for each new episode are made by Cristiano Siqueira

78 | Killing Ground

Writer/Director: Damien Power

Synopsis: Young lovebirds, Ian and Sam, go on a romantic camping trip near a secluded waterfall. Their trip is cut short when they stumble across a horrible crime.

What do you guys think of our new theme music? Pretty cool, right? Big thanks to Peter Perfect for letting us use it.

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Next up, we'll be seeing what all the fuss is about with this Annabelle sequel (or prequel?). It's getting solid reviews so we're curious enough to shell out $$ to see it in theaters.

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 12

You know what I was just thinking? It's really cool to see Laura Dern playing a character like Diane. As you probably know, David Lynch has two female archetypes in all his stuff: the innocent blonde gamine & the exotic dark haired femme fatale. This duality goes quite nicely with his main preoccupation - exploring the darkness lying underneath the placid surface of suburbia. And even though Diane's got that platinum wig, she is most definitely a dark lady. Which is especially neat when you think about her most memorable Lynch role, as Sandy in Blue Velvet. 

Kinda cool too for Kyle MacLachlan that he gets to play both sides of the coin in one character.

Anyway, here's the recap. Enjoy!

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These awesome posters for each new episode are made by Cristiano Siqueira

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 11

Part 11 might be my favorite episode of The Return so far. We get to spend some time with Bobby,  Shelley & their karmic-revenge-in-child-form, Becky, at the Double R, Gordon almost steps through Bill Hastings' portal to the unknown, & the Mitchum brothers finally meet Dougie. Is there a cherry pie in that box? Only one way to find out.

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77 | The Bad Batch

Writer/Director: Ana Lily Amirpour

Synopsis: We follow Arlen, a woman who's just been deemed part of the "Bad Batch", as she struggles to adapt and survive is this unforgiving and cannibalistic new world. Along the way she is helped, hindered or both by the men she meets, including King of the Studs Jason Momoa, Keaunu Reeves & and almost unrecognizable Jim Carey. Guess they all saw *A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night* & wanted in on that action. Can't say as I blame them. Unfortunately, Amirpour's follow-up suffers many of the same problems tht befall lauded filmmakers' second features. Oh well. Go get em next time, tiger!

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Next up, it's the much buzzed-about new release Killing Ground, another brutal slasher from Australia. Just check out this trailer. It looks brutal as hell. Can. Not. Wait. Get it on demand & meet us back here to discuss. See you then!

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 10

The Part 10 super condensed recap would go something like this: violence, cute scene, more violence, wacky Coop scene, yet more violence, repeat until the last few minutes, musical number.  Want to know the specifics? Have a listen.

Hello Johnny, how are you today?

Hello Johnny, how are you today?

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Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 9

Okay, back from hiatus & back to business. We learn so much in this episode my fingers got tired from taking notes. See how I sacrifice for you people?

Exposition abounds! We finally find out how Bill Hastings ties in with Cooper & the gang (visit The Search for the Zone to find out more about that), a little about Dougie's history, & the Major Briggs is/was, to quote Little Richard Horne, a real "magic motherfucker." What didn't that guy think of?

One last thing - wanted to share this great art from Cristiano Sequeira (@crisvector). He's doing one poster for each episode. See the rest of them here.

76 | 47 Meters Down

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For this episode, we are joined by Soren Narnia (@SorenNarnia), friend of The Bloodlust and mastermind behind Knifepoint Horror. If you haven't listened to Knifepoint Horror yet, do yourself a favor and go do it.

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Director: Johannes Roberts

Writers: Johannes Roberts and Ernest Riera

Synopsis: While on a tropical vacation, sisters Kate & Lisa decide to throw caution to the wind and join Captain Matthew Modine and his crew on a rusted and very unsafe-looking cage-diving adventure. Shockingly, things go terribly wrong and the sisters soon find themselves trapped in a cage at the bottom of the ocean (with very little oxygen and a gang of bloodthirsty sharks).

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Next up, it's Hunk Fest 2017 as we review (and Amy drools over) The Bad Batch, starring Jason Momoa and Keanu Reeves. It probably stars other folks, too, but they aren't as hunky so they're harder to remember...

Join us next time as we review the cannibal lovestory, The Bad Batch, by director Ana Lily Amirpour (A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night).