14 April 2019: The Field Guide to Evil

I’m a sucker for a good anthology, & this one has a great premise - folklore from around the world. It’s uneven, but what anthology isn’t? The Twilight Zone movie, maybe? Or is that one disqualified because of what happened during filming? Anyway, this doesn’t approach Twilight Zone movie quality, but you could find worse ways to spend your time. Plus, we’re talking about the filmmakers who brought you Goodnight Mommy, The Lure & Baskin here. That should be more than enough to sell you. 

The first & last segments are my favorites. The first one is like if Thomasin from The VVitch was extra weird & a lesbian. The last one is a silent film that features a large amount of semen, I think? The only one that’s outright shitty is the Melonheads segment. You can just skip that one. I know you won’t, but you’re going to wish you had. The creature design is so lame it ruins the whole thing. I’m annoyed just thinking about it.