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139 | You're Next
Directed by Adam Wingard
Written by Simon Barrett
Stars: Sharni Vinson, AJ Bowen & Joe Swanberg
Rated: R; Runtime: 1hr 35min
Released August 23, 2013; Available on IMDB TV (via Amazon Prime), Hoopla
Synopsis: A wealthy family meets at their lavish vacation home to celebrate the parents’ 35th wedding anniversary. We meet all the family members: mom, dad, three brothers, one sister & the siblings’ respective partners. When a squabble between brothers during dinner is interrupted by a sudden barrage of arrows from outside, the family is forced to set aside their petty differences & work together to survive. Or not.
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
138 | Doctor Sleep
Directed by Mike Flanagan
Adapted by Mike Flanagan, Story by Stephen King
Stars: Ewan McGregor, Rebecca Ferguson and Kylie Curran
Rated: R; Runtime: 2hr 32min
Released November 8, 2019; Available in theaters
Synopsis: Grown up Danny Torrence, now just Dan, has become a drifter struggling with the same issues of alcoholism & foul temper as his father. After hitting rock bottom he stumbles into a nice little town in New Hampshire & ends up staying there for the next eight years. From time to time he has received psychic messages from a little girl with a very strong “shine.” When the girl becomes the target of a group of traveling vampires who feed off psychic ability she reaches out to her pen pal for help. Thus Dan finds himself again facing down a supernatural foe.
We’ve only mentioned our next movie about a thousand times and now we’re finally going to review it. Will it continue to live up to all the hype we’ve given it over the years? Methinks it will. So queue up "Looking for the Magic” on your music playlist and join us next time when we’ll be reviewing You’re Next!
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
137 | The Lighthouse
Directed by Robert Eggers
Written by Max Eggers & Robert Eggers
Stars: Willem Dafoe & Robert Pattinson
Rated: R (for mermaid vag); Runtime: 1hr 49min
Released October 18, 2019; Available in limited theaters
Synopsis: Two men, the older one a grizzled former sailor & the younger a quiet & secretive newcomer, are charged with tending to a lighthouse on a small rocky island off the coast of New England in the late 1800s. When a storm keeps their replacements away & makes leaving impossible, it puts a serious strain on their sanity.
Episode extras:
The story of Small’s Lighthouse and its keepers.
The movie’s beautiful Fresnel lens.
“Should pale death with arrow dread
Make the ocean caves our bed,
Though no eye of love might see
Where that shrouded grave shall be,
Thou ! who hear’st the surges roll,
Deign to save the suppliant soul.”
Sascha Schneider, Hypnose, 1904
Next up, we’ll finally be watching and reviewing the 100th Stephen King movie to be released this year, Dr. Sleep. Will it be a spook-fest or a snooze-fest?? Join us next time and find out.
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
136 | In the Tall Grass
Join us as we review the newest Stephen King adaptation, In the Tall Grass - brought to us, courtesy of Netflix. How does this compare to the other 800 Stephen King adaptations? Let's find out!
Written/Directed by Vincenzo Natali (Cube, Splice) based on the novella by Uncle Stevie & Cousin Joe
Stars: Patrick Wilson, Laysla De Oliveira & Will Buie Jr.
Rated: TV-MA; Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins
Released October 4, 2019; Available on Netflix
Synopsis: A brother & sister hear a boy calling out for help in a field of tall grass off the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere. They venture into the field to help the lost child & are soon lost themselves. It seems that time & direction have little meaning in the field, & these three aren’t the only ones lost within it.
Next up, we’ll finally be watching and reviewing The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers’ follow-up to his 2015 masterpiece (yeah, I said it), The VVitch. Will we love it? Will we hate it? I guess you’ll have to join us next time and find out!
135 | Tigers are Not Afraid
Director/Writer: Issa López
Stars: Paola Lara, Juan Ramón López, Hanssel Casillas
Rated: NR; Runtime: 1hr 23min
Released September 13, 2019; Available on Shudder
Synopsis: The film takes place in a Mexican city ravaged by warring drug cartels. When 10yr old Estrella’s mother disappears, she makes a wish to get her back. Her wish comes true, but not in the way she meant it to. Forced to flee in terror, Estrella joins a group of orphans who steal & scavenge to survive. When the children run afoul of Caco, the well-connected local sociopath, it’s clear that Estrella will need her other two wishes to survive. If only the wishes wouldn’t backfire in strange ways.
Next up, we’ll be checking out the Netflix original, In the Tall Grass. That’s right, the Summer of Stevie rolls on. Meet us back here in two weeks to discuss.
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
134 | It Chapter 2
Director: Andy Muschietti
Writers: Gary Dauberman (screenplay), Stephen King (novel)
Stars: Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy, Bill Hader, James Ransone, Bill Skarsgard
Rated: R; Runtime: 2hr 49min
Released September 9, 2019; Available in theaters
Synopsis: The gang is called back to Derry 27 years after they fought Pennywise by Mike, who never left town. He calls each in turn - Bill, Beverly, Eddie, Stan, Ben & Richie, & lets them know that the murders have begun again. Each member of the Loser’s Club makes their way back to town, remembering all the horrible things they had repressed in order to become functioning adults. Once reunited, Mike splits them all up again by sending them on a quest for meaningful artifacts from their pasts which they will use in a final showdown with Pennywise.
Next up, we’ll be checking out the Shudder original, Tigers Are Not Afraid. You’ll need a Shudder account, your friend’s Shudder login info, or to sign up for their free trial, in order to check out the movie, but if you’re able to check it out, join us next time to hear what we thought of it.
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
133 | Ready or Not
Directors: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett
Writers: Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy
Stars: Samara Weaving, Adam Brody, Mark O’Brien, Andie MacDowell, Henry Czerny
Rated: R; Runtime: 1hr 35min
Released August 21, 2019; Available in theaters
Synopsis: Grace and Alex go to Alex’s game board baron family’s mansion to get married. After the service Grace finds out she must partake in the family’s tradition of playing a game at midnight on the night of their wedding. The game turns into something far more sinister than Grace could have anticipated.
Next up, we’ll be heading back to Derry to check in with those wacky kids and their wacky clown friend. Yeah, that’s right…we’ll be watching IT: Chapter Two next. Join us, won’t you?
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
132 | Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Director: Andre Ovredal
Writers: Dan Hageman, Kevin Hageman, Guillermo del Toro (all did screenplay); stories by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton
Stars: Zoe Margaret Colletti, Michael Garza, Gabriel Rush, Austin Zajur
Rated: PG-13, Runtime: 1hr 48min
Released August 9, 2019; Available in theaters
Synopsis: It’s Halloween 1968 in the small town of Mill Valley, & young high schooler Stella & her two buddies, Auggie & Chuck, still love the holiday & all things spooky. When their act of revenge on the local bully goes a little too well they’re forced into hiding in the car of a mysterious young man named Ramon, who is running from his own demons. Together the teens explore a local haunted house, where they find a book of scary stories written by the long-dead recluse daughter of a powerful local family. Stella takes the book home, seemingly upsetting the spirit of the author, who begins magically writing new stories from beyond the grave featuring Stella’s friends & classmates as the characters. And when the characters in the stories meet a grisly end, so do their real life counterparts.
Illustrations from the Scary Stories books were done by Stephen Gammell:
Next up, we’ll be reviewing the first full-length feature from our old pals, Radio Silence (V/H/S, Southbound). So check out the trailer and join us in a couple of weeks when we review Ready or Not! You can find our podcast on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play, or most anywhere you listen to podcasts.
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
131 | High Life
Director: Claire Denis
Writers: Claire Denis, Jean-Pol Fargeau, Geoff Cox, Andrew Litvack, Nick Laird
Stars: Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche and Andre Benjamin
Rated: R, Runtime: 1hr 53min
Released April 5, 2019; Available for rent on Amazon, iTunes
Synopsis: In the future, death row inmates are given the option to volunteer for scientific experiments in space. The volunteers are misled about the nature of the experiment, as well as the fact that their trip into space is one-way. Robert Pattinson plays Monte, & when we meet him he is the only surviving volunteer on the ship. He’s not alone, though. We learn that the experiments were on human fertility in space, which were apparently successful, as there’s a baby there with him.
As promised, here’s a link to conceptual artist Ólafur Eliasson’s page.
It’s finally time for some gd Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! We don’t know about y’all but we are pretty dang pumped for this one. Join us as we discuss our childhood (and maybe adulthood) fear of Harold.
Theme music: "Secret of Tiki Island" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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