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Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 6)

We're introduced to much of the cast of AHS: Roanoke and learn that a follow-up is in development (*Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell*). This follow-up involves setting both the actors and the real Matt & Shelby back up at the Roanoke house during a blood moon. We can only imagine things will get messy.

Title: "Chapter 6"

Aired: 10/19/2016

Synopsis: We're introduced to much of the cast of My Roanoke Nightmare and learn that a follow-up is in development (Return to Roanoke: 3 Days in Hell). This follow-up involves setting both the actors and the real Matt & Shelby back up at the Roanoke house during a blood moon. We can only imagine things will get messy.

Vanity Fair interview/article with Angela Bassett on her directorial debut.

The Bloodlust 10/18/16 The Bloodlust 10/18/16

Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 5)

The mob comes for Shelby, Matt and Flora, but just when you think all is lost, they get help from a new face to escape the Butcher's wrath. We meet the rest of the redneck family (who are actually the Polks and one of them is Chaz Bono) and learn that the Butcher isn’t the only one with issues.

Title: "Chapter 5"

Aired: 10/12/2016

Synopsis: The mob comes for Shelby, Matt and Flora, but just when you think all is lost, they get help from a new face to escape the Butcher's wrath. We meet the rest of the redneck family (who are actually the Polks and one of them is Chaz Bono) and learn that the Butcher isn’t the only one with issues.

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57 | 31

3 carnival-loving (& working) friends are kidnapped and held in an abandoned building where they are forced, by a trio of Mozart wig-wearing rich folk, to participate in a sadistic game of survival against a group of murderous clowns.

Director: Rob Zombie

Writer: Rob Zombie

Stars: Sheri Moon Zombie, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Meg Foster, Malcolm McDowell, Judy Geeson

Synopsis: 3 carnival-loving (& working) friends are kidnapped and held in an abandoned building where they are forced, by a trio of Mozart wig-wearing rich folk, to participate in a sadistic game of survival against a group of murderous clowns.

Want to skip the small talk? We start our review at 00:16:30

The next time you hear from us, we'll be chatting about the most recent release from the "Flan man," Ouija: Origins of Evil. Here's hoping that this sequel is a vast improvement over it's predecessor.

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Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 4)

Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

Title: "Chapter 4"

Aired: 10/5/2016

Synopsis: Matt and Shelby's relationship is put to the test when Matt finds himself seduced (again!) by Lady Gaga & her gross, black teeth. Cricket learns the hard way why one should never go up against Kathy Bates. Especialy when she's weilding a meat cleaver & goes by the name "Butcher."

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56 | Blair Witch

20 years after the footage was found that made up The Blair Witch Project, Heather’s much younger brother, James, travels to Burkittsvile, Maryland in search of the truth about what happened to her. He is joined by friends Ashley, Peter & Lisa, who has made James’s search the subject of her school documentary project. The group meets up with a couple in Burkittsville through the internet who claim to have found a tape containing footage shot by someone who appears to be Heather. The couple, Lane & Talia, insist on joining the group on their trip into the woods in exchange for leading them to the spot where the videotape was found.

Director: Adam Wingard

Writer: Simon Barrett

Stars: James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez, Corbin Reid

Synopsis: 20 years after the footage was found that made up The Blair Witch Project, Heather’s much younger brother, James, travels to Burkittsville, Maryland in search of the truth about what happened to her. He is joined by friends Ashley, Peter & Lisa, who has made James’s search the subject of her school documentary project. The group meets up with a couple in Burkittsville through the internet who claim to have found a tape containing footage shot by someone who appears to be Heather. The couple, Lane & Talia, insist on joining the group on their trip into the woods in exchange for leading them to the spot where the videotape was found.

Want to skip the small talk? We start our review at 00:19:00

Come one, come all! It's Rob Zombie's clown-heavy new "horror" movie, 31! That's right, next up we'll be covering the newest edition to Rob Zombie's filmography. Should be a lively discussion.

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Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 3)

Things take a turn for the much worse as Lee begins the search for Flora. Matt and Shelby manage to stumble onto more craziness and make yet another terrible decision when they decide to bring a medium into the mix. Matt finds himself in a very sticky situation...

American Horror Story: Roanoke

Title: "Chapter 3"

Aired: 9/28/2016

Synopsis: Things take a turn for the much worse as Lee begins the search for Flora. Matt and Shelby manage to stumble onto more craziness and make yet another terrible decision when they decide to bring a medium into the mix. Matt finds himself in a very sticky situation...

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Recap - AHS: Roanoke (SSN 6, Ep 2)

American Horror Story: Roanoke

Title: "Chapter 2"

Aired: 9/21/2016

Synopsis: While Matt and Shelby continue to learn more about the bloody history of their house, Lee continues to struggle with her own demons and makes the dumbest decision we’ve seen since M&S spent their entire savings on a house they knew nothing about.

We also give a little history lesson on Gwendolyn Grahamn and Cathy Wood. Never heard of them? Then you should probably listen to this recap.

EW Article - Inside Ryan Murphy's World and American Horror Story: Roanoke

EW Article - There's a Secret Season of American Horror Story that No One Knows About

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55 | Don't Breathe

A trio of pals with a passion for burglary, decide to break into the home of a supposedly wealthy blind man. What is supposed to be an easy heist turns out to be way more than they bargained for.

In this episode, The Bloodlust talks about buff, older dudes, using the crumbling bits of Detroit as set pieces for horror, and the many uses of a turkey baster...

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Director: Fede Alvarez

Writer: Fede Alvarez, Rodo Sayagues

Stars: Stephen Lang, Jane Levy, Dylan Minnette

Synopsis: A trio of pals with a passion for burglary, decide to break into the home of a supposedly wealthy blind man. What is supposed to be an easy heist turns out to be way more than they bargained for.

In this episode, The Bloodlust talks about buff, older dudes, using the crumbling bits of Detroit as set pieces for horror, and the many uses of a turkey baster...

Want to skip the small talk? We start our review at 00:16:50

For our next episode we're going to review the much-anticipated Blair Witch sequel. Word on the street isn't great, but we'll try to keep an open mind in the interest of journalism. Because when you think of journalistic integrity, you obviously think of The Bloodlust. Heh.

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Recap - AHS: Season 6, Episode 1

Matt and Shelby leave the chaos and crime of LA for a simpler life in Roanoke, NC. It isn’t long before strange things start happening. This is why you don’t buy creepy, inexpensive farmhouses (in the middle of nowhere, mind you) from a group of sketchy rednecks.

If you've missed any of the teasers, here's a link to a YouTube compilation so you catch up on all 10!

American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare

Title: "Chapter 1"

Aired: 9/14/2016

Synopsis: Matt and Shelby leave the chaos and crime of LA for a simpler life in Roanoke, NC. It isn’t long before strange things start happening. This is why you don’t buy creepy, inexpensive farmhouses (in the middle of nowhere, mind you) from a group of sketchy rednecks.

In case you missed any of the teasers, here is a compilation of all 10 for your enjoyment!