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The Bloodlust 7/27/17 The Bloodlust 7/27/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 10

The Part 10 super condensed recap would go something like this: violence, cute scene, more violence, wacky Coop scene, yet more violence, repeat until the last few minutes, musical number. Want to know the specifics? Have a listen.

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Hello Johnny, how are you today?

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The Bloodlust 7/20/17 The Bloodlust 7/20/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 9

Okay, back from hiatus & back to business. We learn so much in this episode my fingers got tired from taking notes. See how I sacrifice for you people?

Exposition abounds! We finally find out how Bill Hastings ties in with Cooper & the gang (visit The Search for the Zone to find out more about that), a little about Dougie's history, & the Major Briggs is/was, to quote Little Richard Horne, a real "magic motherfucker." What didn't that guy think of?

One last thing - wanted to share this great art from Cristiano Sequeira (@crisvector). He's doing one poster for each episode. See the rest of them here.

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The Bloodlust 7/8/17 The Bloodlust 7/8/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 8

Well, that was a doozy. Part 8 takes us on a little detour with a totally unexpected origin story of sorts. Confused? Frightened? Still struggling to pick up the pieces of your fractured psyche? Don't fret - we're here to help. From the white lodge to Abe Lincoln chimneysweep to the infamous frog-bug, we'll lay it all out for you in time to get you sorted for part 9.

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The Bloodlust 6/30/17 The Bloodlust 6/30/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 7

Listen to Amy & Sandra rhapsodize about this episode's return to the classic Twin Peaks of the 90s. They sound so happy & naive, unaware that part 8 was about to air & blow their goddamn minds. So join us in reliving the quaint, bygone days when we were young & full of hope for the good people of Twin Peaks, & much more confident in our sanity.

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The Bloodlust 6/21/17 The Bloodlust 6/21/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 6

Yep, that's right - the "she" Albert & Cole were discussing is indeed Diane, & yes! Wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles - she's Laura Dern. There's lots more in part 6, including some good ol' fashioned child homicide. Not to mention Carl. You mean Carl, the manager of Fat Trout trailer park, former home of Teresa Banks? Carl, immortalized by Harry Dean Stanton in Fire Walk with Me? The very same.

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The Bloodlust 6/14/17 The Bloodlust 6/14/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 5

In part 5, Coop makes his way to Dougie's office somehow. I'd like to think if I showed up to work semi-comatose my coworkers would notice. On second thought, maybe it'd be better if they didn't. We also find out what the hell Jacoby's up to with all those shovels.

Also, Evil Coop creeps everybody out, we go to the diner & meet Shelley's Laura Palmer-esque daughter & lots of people want Dougie Jones dead. Let's discuss.

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The Bloodlust 6/11/17 The Bloodlust 6/11/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 4

Here it is, the second half of our epic two-parter recap of the new season. We've switched gears from the abstractness of last episode. This one features a lot more laughs, especially this transcendent moment:

Oh, Wally. What a fine young man.

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The Bloodlust 6/10/17 The Bloodlust 6/10/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Part 3

We hope you can hang in there with us through the madness that is Part 3. Travel through space & electrical outlets with regular Coop! Barf up immense amounts of yellow biohazard material with Evil Coop! And visit a prostitute named Jade with an all-new Coop - Dougie Jones?

For those of you feeling confused - we had a little technical difficulty in uploading the epic two-part recap, so I had to break it into two separate episodes. The second half will be ready shortly. Sorry bout that!

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The Bloodlust 6/2/17 The Bloodlust 6/2/17

Our Log Does Not Judge | Parts 1 & 2

Holy crap it's actually happening. That gum we liked came back in style! Join The Bloodlust's resident Twin Peaks fanatics as we dig in to each new chapter like kids on Christmas morning. Only instead of teddy bears & train sets we get talking sculptures & Michael Cera doing a Marlon Brando impression. And we absolutely love it baby, yeah!